nogdrinker:
my fetish is sleeping in my own bed by myself
(via rileyelizabeth)
haveabowlofwhore:
do you ever just stare at someone’s mouth while they talk and you literally have to control yourself from kissing them because wow
(via thats-so-meme)
(via thehumorplace)
tinychatter:
you don’t realize how attached you are to someone until you go without talking to them for a bit
hamishwatson:
yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help
(via sorry)
(via forever-and-alwayss)
shitshilarious:
at what point do you realize you have too many lizards
(via goregeousity)
spermbanker:
ever pass somebody that wears the same cologne as someone you miss and it feels like your heart was just rammed by a semi truck
(via brittanyglabe-blog)
latenightjimmy:
ragtime-gal:Merry Christmas, pals!Beautiful.
ragtime-gal:
Merry Christmas, pals!
Beautiful.
(via fallontonight)
sentirsi:
ti odio.
(via inspirethemold)
dicknails:
I still can’t get over the fact this is a sculpture on the floor and not a car submerged in milk
(via maacabre)
I really hate the fact that I can think myself into being sad. and it happens every night. I’m...
paranorm4l:
I prefer to meet someone the old fashioned way. Through alcohol and poor...